fuckers previous fuckers

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

courageisgraceunderpressure:

"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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fandomstuck:

pecancat:

fandomstuck:

floof-mcbutt:

official-hoovy:

fandomstuck:

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youtube just told me my opinion doesnt matter without an account

Son, that’s pornhub.

fandomstuck
has betrayed us.

FOR THE LAST TIME ITS A BROWSER EXTENSION IM USING AN EXTENSION THAT INVERTS THE COLORS BECAUSE THEY LOOK NICER I DONT GO ON PORNHUB I CANT EVEN GO ON PORNHUB PORNHUB IS BLOCKED

It’s Pornhub

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21-xxi:

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#i will reblog this as many times as i fucking want fuCK YOU
#GIZIBAE
#SLAAAAAAYYYYY

orange:

I didn’t answer my mom so she called me ugly

Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time.

-what i needed to hear (via gaystray)

#I love this because with all the magic that Sirius could have used he just went #“I’m gonna punch this bitch right in his face.”


dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

666meme:

666meme:

why did the semen cross the road? 

i wore the wrong the socks

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bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

walmartwedding:

who hurt them

strider-gonnastride:

thefuuuucomics:

that one song about closing the goddamn door

haven’t you people ever heard of it

kaylee jeanne