yo, just to let u guys kno.
i’ve had a few messages like where the fuck be you.
WELL i be in the middle of nowhere in the scottish highlands surrounded by mountains and fog and creepy as country roads with a shit ton of rabbits & crappy wifi.
yes my friends. i be on “holiday”
i’ll delete this when i get back but in the meantime someone pls save me from this piece of shit interwebs connection.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
nice try bing
GD and CL at L Capital Asia x YG Ent cocktail event.
*collective sigh of relief across the skydragon fandom*
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
listening to your favorite band with your friend
haha this is awesome.
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE
THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.