lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos
I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.
why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god
"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much
Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television
so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and
youtube just told me my opinion doesnt matter without an account
Son, that’s pornhub.has betrayed us.
FOR THE LAST TIME ITS A BROWSER EXTENSION IM USING AN EXTENSION THAT INVERTS THE COLORS BECAUSE THEY LOOK NICER I DONT GO ON PORNHUB I CANT EVEN GO ON PORNHUB PORNHUB IS BLOCKED
I didn’t answer my mom so she called me ugly
why did the semen cross the road?
i wore the wrong the socks
LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.