fuckers previous fuckers

yo, just to let u guys kno.

i’ve had a few messages like where the fuck be you.

WELL i be in the middle of nowhere in the scottish highlands surrounded by mountains and fog and creepy as country roads with a shit ton of rabbits & crappy wifi. 

yes my friends. i be on “holiday”

i’ll delete this when i get back but in the meantime someone pls save me from this piece of shit interwebs connection.  

posted 3 days ago with 1 note
#RinniePost
#COMPLIMENTARY WIFI MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE
#IT TOOK ME HALF AN HOUR TO FUCKING REBLOG LIKE 3 THINGS
#SO FUCK THIS
#FUCK YOU
#FUCK ME
#FUCK FUCK
#okay i got mad
#sorry
#but fuck you
#clearly u knew the wifi was shit when u gave me the password
#why did u even bother
#WHY
#i mean we nearly died on the way up here
#we nearly killed 37467 rabbits & 90 frog
#YES A WHOLE 90 FROG
#I CBA CHANGING THAT BECAUSE IT WILL TAKE ME 7 MINUTES
#GODAMMIT

teamfreesnuggles:

sherlockspeare:

(X)


cute boy tells me i'm pretty:  lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty:  [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

oldmanspooky:

timelordshavetwohearts:

leupagus:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled

GD and CL at L Capital Asia x YG Ent cocktail event.

posted 5 days ago with 70 notes via jaybeomrin
#cryigngng
#skydragon
#fucker
#gizibae
#fucker what the fuck is ur hair even doing
#really u need to get a grip
#love u xoxo

kimochichokimochi:

*collective sigh of relief across the skydragon fandom*

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

gayrell:

#there are people who DON’T think she’s a lesbian???

idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

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holybatshitrobin:

haha this is awesome.

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

kaylee jeanne